I'm a bad influence on those who surround me.
Apparently.
My German teacher told my friend Freddie, that he should consider moving away from me and my friend Greg as me are a negitive influence on him.
A teacher told Jacks Form tutor that Jack should try not to get too distracted by me.
In Art i have bin advised to move a thousand times.
What the hell is wrong with me.
I've lost motivation.
I'm not bad.
Am i?
I'm really not, i'm almost a goody two shoes.
Though is it wrong that really good people annoy me now too?
Gawd, i feel bad. I dont want to fuck up other peoples work cos i'm a chatty loud mouth, who is a bad influence to all that surround her.
Whats this i hear about a 'New Jazz'?
How can there be a new Jazz? I'm the same.
I'm also really tempted to go to sandhurst now, go in the army, behind the scenes or something.
HELP
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
76. The Underground
I think the underground is brilliant.
I love trains to begin with. Not in a nerdy way, but sat on a train next to window, with my ipod, is getting pretty close to heavenly. I don't think its the train part, more the sat looking at lots of differnt views with music to acompany.
The underground i like because, its clever, all the differnt trains taking you differnt places. I like the people. Hundreds, all pushing into the trains untill nobody can move.
I think its strange how you will be pushed up against people, closer than you would choose to be and yet you will not tlak, or know anything about that person. Also how many different people there are, without trying to sound too much like tiddles.
You. Have somewhere to go. Your on the underground going there.
The person next to you. Is the same. Everyone on that train has a somewhere to go, someone to see, somebody to love, a hobbie and secrets.
It allways makes me think. Whats there story.
The other things i like;
Buskers! there arn't so many anymore, as you have to have a licence but the lack of them is a little annoying. One was playing tears in heavn yesterday =)
Escalators! I really like them especially the huge steep ones on the underground.
People! the sense of rush, its fun just to watch.
When i was going down the escalators, i could hear chanting. Then, there was a group of arsenal fans chanting 'Wembley, were the faumous arsernal and were going to wembely' and it made me happy for some reason. Some may see footie hooligans, they might turn into that after a bit more drink but, they just seemed happy.
The futures so Bright. i'm blinded.
I love trains to begin with. Not in a nerdy way, but sat on a train next to window, with my ipod, is getting pretty close to heavenly. I don't think its the train part, more the sat looking at lots of differnt views with music to acompany.
The underground i like because, its clever, all the differnt trains taking you differnt places. I like the people. Hundreds, all pushing into the trains untill nobody can move.
I think its strange how you will be pushed up against people, closer than you would choose to be and yet you will not tlak, or know anything about that person. Also how many different people there are, without trying to sound too much like tiddles.
You. Have somewhere to go. Your on the underground going there.
The person next to you. Is the same. Everyone on that train has a somewhere to go, someone to see, somebody to love, a hobbie and secrets.
It allways makes me think. Whats there story.
The other things i like;
Buskers! there arn't so many anymore, as you have to have a licence but the lack of them is a little annoying. One was playing tears in heavn yesterday =)
Escalators! I really like them especially the huge steep ones on the underground.
People! the sense of rush, its fun just to watch.
When i was going down the escalators, i could hear chanting. Then, there was a group of arsenal fans chanting 'Wembley, were the faumous arsernal and were going to wembely' and it made me happy for some reason. Some may see footie hooligans, they might turn into that after a bit more drink but, they just seemed happy.
The futures so Bright. i'm blinded.
Saturday, 11 April 2009
75. Catch up.
Ok, so i havent writen a blog in, well seconds. But before that, i mean its been ages. I love to blog, but i think dailybooth has stolen a little bit of my creativity.
But here i am, and i'm planning a proper blog in my head at the moment, All this blog is for is to say. I'm still here, and to fill you in about the last few weeks.
Ok
Parents Evening.
Predicted Grades for GCSE 2 A* 7 A 1 B
Though many of the A's are only going to be achived if i work insanely hard.
I had a brilliant parents evening really, everyone was really nice, Apparently i'm the second best in the year at Design Tec, so i could be heading for the DT prize.
I'm chuffed.
Ellens Partay was well. Fine.
The good ie. The party, my friend together, the trampoline the laughs were quickly averaged out by the illness i encountered.
I felt pretty shit, for a good proportion of the party, i was feeling a bit rubbish the rest was good though.
I spilt a glass of water on my laptop, so its being fixed. Which was a reallly thick thing to do. So, no party pictures or daily booth till its fixed/
Ellen came over for movie night wich as usual, was an unbelivable amount of fun.We watched a amazing movie about two magicains but i can't for the life of me remember what its called.. The P... Something to do with the final part of a magic trick.
The holidays so far have been ok, hopefully Jodie and Mattie from Ullswater are coming down on Wednesday so that should be a right laugh.
Today i went into town which was fun, we sat in costa for ages, it was fun. Then i walked home with alex young, silly boy and his Nuts magazine.
I went shopping with mum dad and dan this morning, which was well. Horrible, nobody likes shopping, so we just ended up getting mad each other, the fact that we were all tired and hungry didn't help either. I got sick of them quite quickly. Oh well. I got a pair of jeans =)
So, i can't be botherd to read throygh this. So , Hi.
Bye/
But here i am, and i'm planning a proper blog in my head at the moment, All this blog is for is to say. I'm still here, and to fill you in about the last few weeks.
Ok
Parents Evening.
Predicted Grades for GCSE 2 A* 7 A 1 B
Though many of the A's are only going to be achived if i work insanely hard.
I had a brilliant parents evening really, everyone was really nice, Apparently i'm the second best in the year at Design Tec, so i could be heading for the DT prize.
I'm chuffed.
Ellens Partay was well. Fine.
The good ie. The party, my friend together, the trampoline the laughs were quickly averaged out by the illness i encountered.
I felt pretty shit, for a good proportion of the party, i was feeling a bit rubbish the rest was good though.
I spilt a glass of water on my laptop, so its being fixed. Which was a reallly thick thing to do. So, no party pictures or daily booth till its fixed/
Ellen came over for movie night wich as usual, was an unbelivable amount of fun.We watched a amazing movie about two magicains but i can't for the life of me remember what its called.. The P... Something to do with the final part of a magic trick.
The holidays so far have been ok, hopefully Jodie and Mattie from Ullswater are coming down on Wednesday so that should be a right laugh.
Today i went into town which was fun, we sat in costa for ages, it was fun. Then i walked home with alex young, silly boy and his Nuts magazine.
I went shopping with mum dad and dan this morning, which was well. Horrible, nobody likes shopping, so we just ended up getting mad each other, the fact that we were all tired and hungry didn't help either. I got sick of them quite quickly. Oh well. I got a pair of jeans =)
So, i can't be botherd to read throygh this. So , Hi.
Bye/
74. TFB; Getting girls.
I know its been a while, but we are back. With more genius tips for all you blokes out there.
So, How do you tell is she fancys you??
1.She will volintarily talk to you, ask your opinions on things and genrally show an intrest.
2.She'll flirt with you. Though if she is a general flirt, she'll flirt with you MORE than other guys.
3.On instant messenger..the conversation will be continues and wont stop whilst both of you online.If its, Hi, howre you...silence. She dosent fancy you.
4.In groupe conversation (town ect) When lots of people are talking at once, she will llways listen to what your saying, as first priority.
Do's and Don'ts of trying to get a girl.
1.if in 1 to 1 face to face conversation, she repeatedly and honestly claims that she does not fancy you, she dosent now, next week, on her birthday, or valintines day, and its pretty unlikley she never will.
2. If you don;t have some form of intresting conversation on a regular basis, its not going to work.
3.Know, and observe her tastes before buying her things. If needs be ask a friend, but don't bank on the fact she wont tell her. She most likley will.
4.Asking out, can be ok if you know each other well or spend time alone. But if not ask her 'on a date'. i.e starts of as two friends alone, if she likes you it won't finish like that. This will give her a chane to decide if your, well, to be honest, Worthy.
5.Cheesy compliments are a laugh ever so often but not constantly. The perfect compliment goes like this. Girl turns up at party, dolled up in an outfit you havent seen before. you say 'Hi (insert name), you look pretty/ lovely/ goorgus '
Compliment individul clothes or hair, but not all at the same time, as you will sound like an idiot.
Never. EVER say she looks 'nice'
and saying YOU LOOK WELL , you might as well say, YOU LOOK OVERWIEGHT ok?
6. At school. TOP TIP. if she is wearing earings or jewlery, and proper make up to school, and she had done her hair. This is a good day to tell her she looks good.
Thanks
Jazz and Ellen
This is ment to be amusing. If you trust these tactics and fail miserably, thats not our fault. Also not all girls are the same, so we don't speak for the whole female popultion.
Stay tuned for more Tips for Blokes, if you have any topics you want coverd to not hesitate to contact us.
So, How do you tell is she fancys you??
1.She will volintarily talk to you, ask your opinions on things and genrally show an intrest.
2.She'll flirt with you. Though if she is a general flirt, she'll flirt with you MORE than other guys.
3.On instant messenger..the conversation will be continues and wont stop whilst both of you online.If its, Hi, howre you...silence. She dosent fancy you.
4.In groupe conversation (town ect) When lots of people are talking at once, she will llways listen to what your saying, as first priority.
Do's and Don'ts of trying to get a girl.
1.if in 1 to 1 face to face conversation, she repeatedly and honestly claims that she does not fancy you, she dosent now, next week, on her birthday, or valintines day, and its pretty unlikley she never will.
2. If you don;t have some form of intresting conversation on a regular basis, its not going to work.
3.Know, and observe her tastes before buying her things. If needs be ask a friend, but don't bank on the fact she wont tell her. She most likley will.
4.Asking out, can be ok if you know each other well or spend time alone. But if not ask her 'on a date'. i.e starts of as two friends alone, if she likes you it won't finish like that. This will give her a chane to decide if your, well, to be honest, Worthy.
5.Cheesy compliments are a laugh ever so often but not constantly. The perfect compliment goes like this. Girl turns up at party, dolled up in an outfit you havent seen before. you say 'Hi (insert name), you look pretty/ lovely/ goorgus '
Compliment individul clothes or hair, but not all at the same time, as you will sound like an idiot.
Never. EVER say she looks 'nice'
and saying YOU LOOK WELL , you might as well say, YOU LOOK OVERWIEGHT ok?
6. At school. TOP TIP. if she is wearing earings or jewlery, and proper make up to school, and she had done her hair. This is a good day to tell her she looks good.
Thanks
Jazz and Ellen
This is ment to be amusing. If you trust these tactics and fail miserably, thats not our fault. Also not all girls are the same, so we don't speak for the whole female popultion.
Stay tuned for more Tips for Blokes, if you have any topics you want coverd to not hesitate to contact us.
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