71.Swirl

I think i have motivation issues.
I begin a year thinking. C'mon Jazz, you'l show them your brighter than they think. C'mon lets go up a maths set ect.
But then i get disorganised. I get confused, i fall behind with work and im back at the begging. So each time, i pick myself up, get organised get back to passing, revising ect. I get back to giving a shit.

Then, few months later it will happen again. I'll loose motivation, the will to do well. Ill get disorganised. My room will be a tip. Ill be skint, but i'll have a wkd social life. Homework will be late and half done.

Then, ill get scared, worry and pick myself up. Its a circle that goes round and round, it hase'nt happend in ages but here i am. Yesterday i tided my room, im doing my homework then i'll practice for my singing.

Im meeting up with ellen soon to shop in town. Purchase the final ingredient to self confidence. That makes it sound like drugs. It aint. Ellen knows. I wouldnt be suprised if most girls did LOL.

Oh the fun i have. Schooool. Raf inspection on tuesday. should be fun.


Especially as Jacks coming over sunday.
My grandparents have decided to make a guest experience.

Oh. How i love my grandparents. Oh how i love Jack.

But. NOT TOGETHER! This is going to be. Scary.

70. Anger

Is the worst emotion. I can never find an outlet for it, and punching walls or people really doesnt help me. Swearing does a bit, but usally makes most situations worst.

Today i got home from school. Went upstairs and went on my laptop,looked at facebook and turned it off. I retrieved my mothers birthday present from its hiding place and wrapped it up, then made her a card aand wrote it. I put all these things back in there hiding place. I then made myself some dinner, and began to eat it. She pops home grabs her running kit, i fill up her water bottle for her as requested. She runs off to her car to go to running club. I finish my dinner watch a bit of telly. I go upstairs read a bit of double crossed and then go downstairs to watch waterloo road. I sit there with my brother whatching it.. I allways get nagged cos i never sit with my family and watch TV. So then at ten to nine mum comes home. Ive forgotten to feed the cat so i promise to do so at nine when waterloo road finishes. Thats not good enough. Dan hasent cleaned up tea. Thats not good enough. So, 5 mins from the end of waterloo road we have to stop it, record it and go and do our jobs. I feed the cats then begin to climb the stairs.where are you going? upstairs. No. Clean up all these things. I clear the things, arnt thses dans? No there yours ive allready done mine. Ok. So i clear them and there is further dialouge. She shouts, don't speak to me like that! i cant even remember what i said.. but i know she was repeating the comand over and over at me. I felt like a volcano. Why not? dont speak to me like that! i reply. Jasmine! your attitude is horendus your going to bed at nine. Get some sleep. You've been up till 11 two nights on the trot. So i finish whatever i was supposed to do and begin to climb the stairs. Where are you going now? Upstairs. AWAY. so i go upstairs do some stuff, go down and my brothers whatching the 5mins of waterloo road we recorded. I've missed the best bit and climax. It finishes, and the plot also annoys me. Go to bed Jasmine. That wear im going.
Waterloo Road is the only thing i sit and whatch. I don't go on msn, i whatch it. With my brother. Every week.

GAHHHH.
This isn't even the worse. Her and my brother argue constantly. There both so unreasonable.
It is slowly but surely begining to annoy the hell out of me.
Blogging seems to calm me though, and what is written now seems pointless and moany. Brattish rambelings of an pissed off moody teen.


Anger is the worst emotion, makes you strive to get rid of it. By,counting. punching. shouting.swearing. Im guessing are the main ones. I tend to let it all bubble up then one day, i explode. i shout, scream. Im so bad in arguments, i don't know what to say, i don't know how to respond. I cant think of anything clever to say that will make me seem like the one in the right. I'm crap at argueing. I sit there afterwoods and think about what i could have said and done.

Also.I'm getting very tempted into cutting my hair. Shorter. Or different. I really don't know.


Also, i have some pictures for you all...no snow drops yet ed, im working on it. Will roses do?

69. Stay With Me.

Brother And Sister Together Will Make It Through
Some Day A Spirit Will Take You And Guide You There
I Know You've Been Hurting But Ive Been Waiting To Be There For You
And Ill Be There Just Helping You Out Whenever I Can
Everybodys Free
Listen This Ones For All The Ones Showing Love, Its Appreciated Life's Crazy Man Listen To The Lyrics

Stay With Me Don't Fall Asleep To Soon The Angels Can Wait For A Moment
(They Can Wait For A Moment)

Listen, Listen To The Words

[Verse 1:]
Don't Cry For Me When I'm Gone No Point Of Wasted Tears Our Time Will Come One Day And I'm Just Confronting My Fears Though Its Not Really A Fear Its More Like A Destiny Some Times I Sit And Wonder Is This Life Really For Me, Coz Ive Seen,Seen, Heard, Felt, I'm Done. I Hope Ur Proud Of Where Ive Come, You've Seen Me Grown An Helped Me Thou, An There Is No Repaying You, Im Here An I Feel Like Im Delaying You, Betraying You, An When I'm Gone I Hope There's Sum1 Saving You


Stay With (Im Gonna Stay, Listen) Me Dont Fall Asleep Too Soon (Im Gonna Try Not To) The Angels Can Wait For A Moment (They Can Wait Man, I Swear)
Stay With Me Dont Fall Asleep Too Soon The Angels (Im Gonna Hold On) Can Wait For A Moment

[Verse 2:]
I Wanna Seee Your Face Every Time I Come Home Coz I Cant Leave U Like This In This Cold World Alone, But, In This Live Were Livin Hu Knows When Ill Be Gone, I Dont Wanna Leave You Wiv Wot Ifs, Now Im In For Long (To The World) Theres To Much To Proove, An Sometimes I Wonder Wot I Really Have To Lose, An Then I Really See Its Not All About Me, I Wanna Show You From This Harsh Mad Reality, Its Real.

(Like, Lifes Risky Sometimes, But Really, U Gotta Take Your Chances)
Stay With Me Dont Fall Asleep Too Soon The Angels Can Wait For A Moment( Its Crazy Look)
Stay With Me Dont Fall Asleep Too Soon The Angels Can Wait For A Moment
(Listen 2 The Words)

[Verse 2:]
To The World,
Lifes A Game An We Need 2 Play It Correct, Do The Right Moves An Dont Get Caught Up In Ldza Mess, Be Calm Dont Be Stressed, Be Sure To Pass Ya Test, Stand Ur Ground An Dont Let Others Put You To The Test (Repeat)


I am in love with that song at the moment. Yer, i know the lyrics are tryped up in the most annoying way, i copy pasted it and couldn't find any typed properly.
But i know alot of people say rap, R&B can't be beautiful, i think this is. The Lyrics are great. Enjoy.



Also seeing as this is post 69. i thought i'd have to include something vaugly crude.

So here are a few jokes, (ones that i can remember)

What do you call a lesbian Dinosoaur?
Lickalotapuss

Guy; Why do you have a tampon behind your ear?
Girl; do i? Shit! then where did i put my fag.

How do you know when your sisters on her period?
When your dads cock tastes funny (EWW)

Would you like an austrailian kiss?
Its like a french kiss, but down under.

(Rammys)When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.

Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child

(Rammys)I came up with what I thought was a really good idea. I started wanking in the shower, as I knew noone would catch me in there.

It was working out pretty well until they took away my gym membership.

(Ricky)How do you annoy an archaeologist?

give him a tampon and ask what period it came from

(Ricky)The Lone Ranger and his Indian Sidekick, Tonto, were blazing along on horseback into the sunset when suddenly Tonto caught a bad vibe about the land they were about to cross. He stopped the horse and paused for a minute to ponder what must have set off his sixth sense. Tonto hopped down from his horse and while the Lone Ranger looked on, Tonto put his ear to the ground.
He stood back up and decisively told the Lone Ranger, "We are in danger. Buffalo Come."
The Lone Ranger, taken by suprise asks Tonto how he could know. Tonto replies, "Ground... sticky."

(Ricky)My sex life has been amazing since I discovered swinging!

I don't join in, I just watch and masturbate over the flashes of knickers.

Until the parents throw me off the playground.


There's one about a chocolate biscuit...
By the way, I'm giving up biscuits for lent.

Now i am off to, iron, tidy my room. Yay. I am in a good mood though, RAF was ok for once.

68.Miss you

On friday i was sure i was strong, composed and individual enough to easily last a week without seeing or speaking to Jack. While he is on his holidays to france, skiing, I have worked at polam (more on that later)
spent far to long on facebook
Done some homework
Been swimming and movie watching with a few people.
So. Now i am going to admit that i feel rather pathetic.
After seeing Jack eveyday, or at least talking to him everyday for a good few months, then suddenly not. At first didn't bother me.
As the week it was as if he slowly crept up on me and by Tuesday i had given in and texted him. Not bothering about the cost.
Soon realising it was still only 3p. WOOT.
So, yes I miss him. I feel like a right loser, and really sad, pathetic and weak as i struggle to go a week without contact. So of course, he texts back but he dosent know what its costing him so we don't text for very long.
The next day, was very boring so i though i would text him again, so once again we had a short conversation.Then today i made it to eight o'clock before texting him. But now. I am going to stop, i am going to go on this family walking holiday, and although i will have to endure bordum i will not text him. I don't need to, i can last 4 days more without him, honest.

I AM PATHETIC.

This Week.
Has been ok.
Going to oasis was a laugh, and the flume of doom was terrifying *sacrylarky*
Although it did seem like a big excuse to push each other under the water and feel each other up.
Ok i say each other. I won't mention names, but there where a few obvious crusades on Hannah and Ellen.
Polam was ok, lots of screaming children usall.

Once when we where about twelve me and dan used to go to polam, to play and be looked after for the day. Izzy, Hannah, Mel and Benison all did the same. So we used to meet up, we'd allways be the oldest. A few memories.
Playing truth or dare in the wendy house with James, and me having to ride him, then giggling so much i fell off. Having a mass revision session for our end of years where we just went in another class room and chatted. Sitting in the other rooms and chatting because WE where the oldest. Always getting to sit on the big table, having 3rds at least, just because we could. Doing scooter gymnastics with Izzy. Me Izzy and Hannah discussing that one day we'd all work there like the young teachery leadery people that where there at the time. (I am proud to say i am the only one to achive that ambition)Also being followed around by lots of tiny kiddies.Doing tuck and arguieing over who sat in ...the seat...The odd little blue cups, which are now red.
Im sure there is more, ill add if i remember.
Oh the good times we had...

There are so many things i miss loads
Jack
The Ullswater Crew
Izzy
Maha
The Turkey lot
Being young and not doing GCSE's



So this weekend my parents have splashed out with there tesco vouchers and are taking us to a Marriot in Bradford? Aparently its near London, but also in the countryside. I though bradford was a bit of london but HEY.
So we will walk, have picnics, eat the mahusive buffet breakfasts and steal the muffins for later. Jump between the huge beds we are bound to get. Hopefully it will be ok.

If you want me, text me. Especially of your on T-Mobile i have lots of free texts to you guys.
Have fun at huttys thang, cya monday x

Sixty-Seven

Today is the nineteenth of febuary two thousand and nine. I am fourteen years 6 months and nine days, if i am correct.
Today i got my paper round back.
Today i created a new verb (to ohhello).
Today i went on facebook three times.
Today i did not do homework that needed to be done.
Today i missed Jack.
Today i looked at hannahs hair, and liked it.
Today i realised that all James Hutt and i talk about is Girls, Boys and Sex.
Today i drank lemonade.
Today i ate countless biscuits.
Today i laughed.
Today i sang.
Today i contemplated cutting my hair short.
Today i contemplated cutting my hair like Effy from skinses hair.
Today i wonderd.
Today i felt ambitious.
Today i contemplated being aged twenty-four years 6 months and nine days.
Today i realised that saying to hutty i'd have sex with him if he was a virgin at twenty years old was not ridiculous.
Today i realised that i bokr the line rule in my blog.
Today i knew i am very bad at concentrating.
Today i should really get on with some drawing for DT.
Today i knew that it was ten days untill my mothers birthday.
Today i saw that there is ten pounds fifty pence on my desk which belongs to charity.
Today i looked in the mirror.
Today i wished i was small again.
Today i typed today x number of times.
Today i slept.
Today i ate.
Today i loved.
Today i talked over the phone.
Today i quoted 'Reach for the stars because if you fall you'll land on a cloud'
Today i realised i had a motto.
Today i admired.
Today i realised that i should be doing homework.
Today i wrote my Sixty-Seventh Blog.

Today i will eat.
Today i will sleep.
Today i will do some homework.
Today i will talk.
Today i will love.
Today i will type.
Today i will dance because nobody can see me and it makes me feel great.
Today i will be honest and Lie.
Today i will think about My life.
Today i will imagine the rest of my life.
Today was a day of nothing special.
Today is finishing with optimism about life.
Today i looked at an old picture and laughed.
Today i realised that i no longer wear bright colours because i think it looks cool.
Today i know i like colour.
Today i know i looked silly.
I'm Jasmine Beverley Tredget, and I'm looking forward to the rest of my life.

66. SnowyWalkwithPOGG

65.Eating.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ELLEN IS GINGER...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hAHHAHAHAH HANNAH EAT SOMETHING..HEHE NO YOUR NOT FAT...AHAHAH ELLEN YOUR PRETTY REALLY AHAHAH


HAHAH no.

Anyway. After that small rant.

FOOD.
We need it to survive, but people are constantly speculating over it. Do you eat to much? do you eat the wrong thing? to little? breakfast? snacks?

Everyone likes food. Don't convince me you don't. Also everyone worry s about it, and it pisses people off.

I hate people who are like. OMG im soo fat, I'm obviously on a diet..blahblah. Unless you have an illness or whatever your wieght and fitness is up to you. You choose weather or not to eat, what to cook ect. You choose to go to weightwhacthers ect. i know some people loose wieght easyer than others, and i know some people never get fat no matter what they eat.

I'm no hypocrite. When I'm bored i eat. When im upset i eat..i eat when i want cos i want to. I know im not the only one who does this, im lucky, i don't get fat easily.

But in the end its up to your self control. If you eat loads of junk then do no exersie. You'll get fat.. If you eat lots of junk then do exersise..you just get spotty. Food tastes nice but is a pain in the arse.

All these scientisits go on about super foods and wieghtloss programs and not eating any carbs or fats or whatever. sounds pretty unhealthy to me as your cutting out a major part of a balenced diet (BAlahblah)

eating nothing will make you skinnyer, but it will make you weak, tired and grumpy. So eat.
So i say. Eat at meal times. Do sport lots. Pah, or just eat what you want and hope for the best you might be lucky,
eat,exersise. in proportional amounts..
Works for most. But hey, i dont know jack all about diets or fat this is just my view.


Now finished this blog seems like a load of shite.

64. WOW.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ireland1324/

Look at her pictures, look at her profile and list of achievements.


She is going to be HUGE.

63. Katy Pegg.

i would just LOVE to announce my engagement to HUTTTTY.
Jack will be Priest because we need someone to be a pillar of strength and solidity for our marriage (although after meeting him today I must say his tummy is a bit squashy!)jazz is the maid of HORROR and GREGORRRRRYYY is the flower boy, which is still socially acceptable provided he doesn't skip anywhere...Chris will be the best man, as his owl spotting techniques will come in very handy especially during the reception.
Town.
Well kids, i am very disappointed with jazz's *friends* as only Jack and Chris turned up today, but as they are the best ones apart from Hutty and Greg it is excused. We shindigged around doing nout but i did get a cup of tea and a cream egg, and I queued up for HOURS in a crappy little shop for a DVD that doesn't actually work. Me and Chris also practised our social skills with questions such as, *hows the weather?* and *what sort of music are you into?*. And Chris, just for the record,your scarf doesn't look like the gay flag and I'm sorry if i told you that within the first few minutes of meeeeeting you.
And as for POOOOLAAAY. I approve of the relationship completely and am glad you have found Jazzzy poo in your tallest moments.You are better looking in real life and Jazz told me to put this but it is also true. Greg, I'm flattered and LOVE your name.Jazz wants me to do something, but I'm not really paying much attention to her so she can run off and snog POOOLAY and leave me here, which she wont as I am not to be trusted.
Oh yer, and one more thing, you know that cafe on the bottom floor of that weird little centre in Bedford (well i don't??) why do they only give a cup of tea with a tea bag in it? Like, what am I going to do-eat the teabag? WHERE IS THE MILK? and then I realised that I would actually have to send jazz up to get the milk from the front, where she left me alone and succeptable to the ramblings of Jack and Chris! We actually had some nice convo about Fleet and its service station, which was LARVELY.
anyway, i'm off now, but its been fun rambling away and possibly ruining jazz's life...
LOVE from Katy Pogg.
who loves you.

62. Crash that Wave

I want you to imagine a big wave of happiness personified.
That's been me, the last few months.
Recently, the last few days, that wave has crashed, swirled and curled up the beach, and down to earth.
Today was appalling.
It started off oddly, my alarm went off, I stopped it and fell back asleep. Never a good sign. So at 7.15am I Roll out of bed, and into the shower.
I've run out of shampoo, pah. Anyway, I dry my hair and it turns out how i like it, so that made me cheery. I walked to school listening to a bit of James Morrison. I get there, two sciences, pretty average, the biology test was almost good. Then break, was fine..Jack disappeared for most of it, so I sat with dani whilst she did her history, Lunch was shit. Jack was rowing as usual. So i was with freddie, greg and a few others. I sat at lunch, with Dani, greg, freddie and alfie. Alfie was talking about rowing and said they where rowing on saturday. So i got a bit annoyed, Jack would'nt be able to come into town, so i got a bit pissed off.
Then i was talking to hutty and he was like 'that boy needs to get his priorities right blahh' so Jack comes back, hutty takes him off to 'talk to him' i was like..no don't you'll only make it worse. So i go after them, both of them look a bit pissed off and Jacks got his confused face on. I tell hutty to get lost, and talk to jack. Turns out he's not even rowing on saturday so it was all for nothing. I was a little harsh, and snapped at him..I'm really Sorry.
Also i found out that both Greg and Andy are probably leaving at the end of this year. This really didn't improve my mood. I seem to work far better when i'm upset, i finished all my work in german. Then i had a singing lesson, in which my teacher made me sing high. Oh deary me.
Physics was ok, I feel numb almost.
I walked home, and did some homework, talked to Hutty and Matt Wong.Dani seems a bit angry tonight but i do see her point. But I can't help but love her for knowing the carpenters song.
Hopefully Tomorrow will be far better. I am sorry to anyone I offended with my tired/grumpyness.
x

61. Plugged.

Recently I have begun to notice how plugged in as an age group we are.
You walk to school, Drive or get on a bus ect.
Whilst on this transport you listen to the radio, text, listen to your ipod, one of these. Maybe even play on your DS, psp ect. So far this morning you may have allready whatched TV, checked your email, maybe facebook.
So you got to school all day, listen to your ipod at lunch and break, take pictures on your phone, show ur mates silly texts ect..
Then you get on ur way home, Plug yourself back in.
Home, now what do you do? drink maybe? Upstairs? Ok check your facebook email again, sign into msn? Half heartedly do your homework..Or maybe a bit of X BOX n Ps3.Then maybe go downstairs whatch a bit of TV, then Bed, texting as you go perhaps, maybe listen to your ipod to help you sleep.

Think about what you do in a day? Imagine a day without it all. I know i'd struggle.


You'd sit there itching to see if someone had left a message on your wall, poked you, left a photo comment. Who'd changed their relationship status, the pictures from so and so's party. You might miss the huge scandal, that won't have happened. Imagine if you missed hustle/waterlooroad/skins/24/heros/eastenders? what would you do then? Would the world end?

i think we are getting sad, soon we will spend our days on the internet, or playing games whatching TV..never leving the house, weve got skype? we can talk.

also IPHONES. Thats like not having a life, in your pocket. Though i must admit RATHER COOL



the only message i have is that, i dont think we should let our cyber world over take our actuall lives.
Its a beautiful day, honest.

60.You think im good?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mr_fabulous/page1/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/monikaniemczyk/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dismantlerepair/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/johndohrn/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/awoolcott/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mbg_photos/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/phonix-rmf/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/skafe/


13-15 Year Olds with SKILLLLZZ.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jim_mcgovern/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/johannajensen/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8793507@N08/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dasern/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/emilylemay/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/millais/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeshicat/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/_throughthelookingglass_/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/liafeliciano/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/somogyibarbara/sets/72157605662282195/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/channyyeah/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28803631@N02/



http://www.flickr.com/photos/ashleyoverdrive/

59.Music Game

I thought i'd jump on the bandwagon.

1. She dosen't deserve to be in a place like this, all alone. [DANI] Fourth Drink Instinct By Cute is what we aim for

2.Yeah, Mmm, Yeahhhmm, Back up lonleyness, Hello tenderness, I've been waiting for you call

3.(Suzzzziii) Im going to the doctors on Friday, I'm going to the doctors on Friday [JACK] Dr Suzan Maddox PHD by The Wombats

4. My fingertips are moulding into the shape of a crustation, I tried to play with lego but I can't [JACK] Foundations - Newton Falkner

5. Its got my name on it, and its just waiting there for me, I've felt the cold run through my veins.

6. Hahhh huh huaah huh haaaa Dappy tell em' today is the day..

7. A don't drink coffee, I take tea my dear, like my toast done on one side, you can hear it in my voice.. [JACK] Englishman in New York - Razorlight

8.Your way too beautiful girl... [HANNAH] Beautiful Girls By Sean Kingston

9.Looking down on creation, and the only explanation i can find is the love that I've found has put me.....I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU JACK.[DANI] On Top Of The world By the Carpenters

10. buh budadda talking away, i dno, dno what to say, i'll say it anyway..[DANI] Take On Me By A-ha

11. You came into my life, you cannot separate yourself, and I'm found up round here.. GREG This City by Iglu and Heartly

12. Recently I've been hopelessly reaching out for this girl whos out of this world.. [ELLEN + JACK] Obviously by McFly


13. Deep inside (SONG TITLE) its getting harder and harder to tell what came first, uh, deep underwater where thoughts can breath easily.. [JACK] Parallel Universe By Red Hot Chili Peppers

14. There where (SONG TITLE) on there face and there hands, on the green coloured eyelid..

15. (FUNKY TRUMPETSS..)Hah i just sat here for 4 minets of a song waiting for the lyrics...and there arnt any. Ok to get this one.. Its a cover of a faumous Coldplay song by a guy who likes trumpets. [JACK] God Put A Smile On Your Face - Mark Ronson

16. It all started on the school bus, you where nine and i was 10. [ELLEN + JACK] School Uniforms By The Wombats

17.Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find, i try to reach for you but you have closed your mind, what happened to our love?

18.Cross the border into the big bad.. [ELLEN + JACK]These Streets-Paolo Nutini

19. what will you do when you lonley? nobody waiting by your side? You've been running and hiding far to long.. (IF NOBODY GETS THIS I MAY CRY) [JACK] Layla By Eric Clapton

20.Left on an east bound train, gone first thing this morning, whys what best for you all ways the worst for me?

21. Come to decide that the things i have tried are just in my life to get high on, when i sit alone.. [JACK] Snow ((Hey ho)) by Red Hot Chili Peppers

22. Met her in a club down in ol' soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.. [JACK] Lola by Robbie Williams

23. whhhhhheeerrrr, All (SONG TITLE) we make time, rumppin and a stompin cos i'm in my prime, born in the north just wanna entertain you, cos i'm down with a state of ... [JACK] Around The World by Red Hot Chili Peppers

24.oooh hey hey, al, what were living in, lemme tell you. And itst's a wonder man can eat at all, When things are big that should be small [JACK] Virtual Insanity by Jamiroqui

25.Well' you done done me and you bet i felt it. [JACK] I'm Yours by Jason Mraz

26.Theres a story about a bloke named Jerry Got slaughtered and got real lairy
In the pub he acted obsured [DANI] Liquid Lives By Hadouken

27.it's another way to get through the day picking up ripped cigarette boxes hoping that one remains[JACK] Is Yesterday, Tomorow, Today? by Steryophonics

28. (SONG TITLE) bus? train? Dlr? Bicycle? [DANI] Public Transport {skitz} Bu N-Dubz

29. Right about now, funk soul brother. [JACK] Rockafeller Skank by Fatboyslim

30. All the clever things i should say to you,they got stuck somewhere ..[DANI] i like you so much better when your naked By Ida Maria

31. Can't you see its just raining? There ain't no need to [JACK] Bannana Pancakes By Jack Johnson


If anyone gets all of them, ill buy them .. haribo, or something. I think its pretty easy..


You know the rules, no looking the lyrics up. Guess which songs they are and i'll cross them off. Go'on.

58.Confidence Photography.

Ur an AMAZING photographer!!!!
A great freind!!!
A Beautiful person inside and out!!!
Im straight and im not in love with any of ur friends. i just thought this was a random way of compementing you.

And remember life is for shits and giggles!!!
XxXxXxX






Thanks for the anonymous message Ellen McEwen. Today was good fun, i got out of bed, into the shower, then walked into town in my red wellies. . I was walking along, concentrating on not falling over in the ice, i looked up and saw a face i regongised..Ohh Dr Brooks. I thought to myself, i lost concentration on walking ad ended up on the floor in a heap, much to Dr brooks enjoyment. I stood by the river waiting until eleven for the photo course thingy to start. I was hoping to see my dad as i knew he was rowing, i saw my aunt. Then an eight rowed towards me. Ah, Its our Year, Todd the cox shouted Hiiii Jazzz, and then all looked at me. Oh. Hi guys. Jack shook his head at me as the others ribbed him. Sorry. The photo course was good (Studio looking pics) The after me and Ellen ate maccy d's and shopped. I brought a new cardigan, which i really like. We took some more pics buy the river where we saw Dani and Miness. Ellen is stupidly photogenic in the winter!!! Im so jealous. Then I walked home and my stupid wellies rubbed, it was cold.I got home and my mum had brought chocolate for eveyone, exept me as she didn't expect me. Then i got thrown off the Wii by Dan and his mates. After doing some especially boring ironing, i am now sat at my laptop like the sad person i am.

I feel my self confidence took a punch in the face today. Also some twat shouted at me out of there car as i was walking home which never helps. No Ellen I'm not putting the pictures of me up.

57.ahrg.

i hate compliments. LOTS.

They mean nothing, as your friends would still say them, or comment or whatever of you looked crap, and where horrible. They feel obliged to, don't say you never do.

56.MY DAY WAS GOOD.

Today was fun, i had mates over for a snowball fight, it got a little cold though. We played Guitar hero and i beat up Hutty. I tickled Jack untill he went beetroot. Chris played with his laptop.

55.Another Message

i am gay! and one of your friends who you trust loads.
i am also a guy (just to make sure)


Oh. Good Lord. If you are taking the piss, don't email again. If you are being truthfull then email again saying "i am not lying"

It could be anyone who reads this blog. Somebody maybe who has been trying to cover up by openly fancying a girl, or flicking through them quickly..I honestly have no idea who this is.

That was a brave one.

Hopefully if you arnt extracting the micheal , you'll have the courage to tell us who you are. Don't worry if you don't.

54.Anonoymouse messages

i have a secret love for one of your best friends

One of you Finally braved it, and sent me an anonymous message. For us all to ponder. I have No idea who sent me this, but it will be one of my friends, someone who reads this blog.

It is a little odd really, when i first read it i though of two people but they are both VERY public about there love. So i am struggling.

Someone else send me something?
Send your emails to sausages_mash@hotmail.co.uk
using ; anonymouse.org/cgi-bin/anon-email.cgi

C'mon hit me with something intresting?
Also, got something your not sure about, i'm not saying my advice would be amazing but send me an anonymous message containing your problem and i will write a blog trying to solve your issue.

Go on send me anonymous message?

53.SNOW DAY 3

SCHOOL CLOSED.
Finally school gave up, the snow was relentless all night.

I awoke at 6.30 began to get ready when i recived a text from Alex

"is it snowing much in bedford"

Huh! my whole body filled with exitement and wonder, i ran to the window, drew back the curtain and my chin hit the floor.

Ok that was a lie. My mouth stayed firmly closed, but happyness spread through my being. I went downstairs, ate, jumped in the shower.
SUDDENLY the door to the bathroom bursts open, allowing a rush of cold air from my room.

OI!! DAN! GO AWAY. I shouted. Daniel didn't leave, he shouted.

SCHOOL IS CLOSED!! once again, a smile spread across my face. whyohwhy did he have to tell me while i was in the shower? Wierdo.

I set about organising to go places, meet mates etc. Nobody execpt Jack and Hutty could. Lamme i thought. So we ALLL went to ellens, for a snowball fight.

GUYS; I am bruised. Throw them hard at guys, softer at us? perhaps. We had a right laugh though. Hutty slipping over was classic. My snow angel turned into a lets snowify Jazz.

Alsso.

THE HANNAH SNOW MAN.
Hehheee.. Hannah will hate us, but we built a snowman of her. It started off as a snowman, but then Jack gave it boobs. Then a face. The a penis.On its fourhead. Arms ect. It was all for Davids enjoyment (teehee) Then..we er destrroyed it.I'm not going into details about this snowman for Hannahs sake.
Oh the fun we have......

School is closed tomorrow YAY. Provided me and Ellen finish our english essays i'm having people over. WOOPWOOP.


Though i do feel very sorry for the people who live ages away, home all day must be painfull...illyyyxxx

52.Flying

I have recently been given the responsibility of organising any flying the Raf section of our Cadet force does. Meaning I decide who goes flying when. I sort out lunches, and all the muppets who forget their ROS books, boots uniform ect.

Today the first slot i organised went. It was a complete shambles, no lie.I put the list up on the notice board, early Friday morning. .
I was up, out lining who was going and what they would need. Then on Monday it snowed and not many people came in, same on Tuesday. Then today it was wendsday ans most of the school where back.

I could no longer fly so i gave my kit and flying spot to another boy, granted he wouldn't have is ROS book, but you can usually get away with one or two cadets without them.

So, that was sorted, flying was still on, they'd cleared the runway, Mrs D'arcy was at school so she could take them.

Right, i thought, ill just check everyone else has rememberd there kit. Wallace? You going flying?

no. Pardon? I dont have my kit, sorry.

The lists been up since friday, it snowed..and i didnt look.

IDIOT.pooo. Right, noboday can take his place. That is one slot gone.

Lets just hope the two rushmor guys make it.


DunDun Duuhhh. Its 12.10. The rushmor cadets,Lawrence and elliot are outside.

The NCO who has told me everything i should be doing, and who used to do my job is not there.


So they go flying with two ROS (Record of Service; you have to take them wherever you go with the RAF) books, and 5/7 places filled.

Yaaaaaaaayyy, Sucesss Jasmine. Pah, it will be fine next time, i blame peoples reaction to the snow...

51.Fun Activity.

Bored?
Want something amusing and funny to read?
Fancy sending me anonymous emails with crazy storys/confessions/secrets inside?
So i won't know who you are but ill get the message, Then i shall post the stories and we can all have a giggle?

This will either be really cool and funny...or it will crash and burn. C'mon...

Go on this site..

anonymouse.org/cgi-bin/anon-email.cgi

and send an email to

Sausages_mash@hotmail.co.uk

It wont tell me who you are, and i will have no idea what time you sent it as it leaves a random delay between sending time and reciving,.


Make this work pleasssseee..

50.Snow Day

How ridiculous.

Loads of people came into school, then abruptly left as soon as they had seen there mates, everyone pissed off home, or into town. When i say everyone, there where 10 people left at 3rd lesson and by 12.10 there where 6 then 1.00 there where 5 2.15, there are four of us, Me, Erin, Haroon, Riggers (Jeves) Jesh.

How pathetic. It wasent even snowing that bad, most people left just cos it was snowing and they wanted an excuse not many because they had travel problems.

The tanoy spoke every half an hour telling us when the lucky bus people got to go. Very quickly the school became VERY empty.Lonley almost. Lunch got so bad we sat and talked to Mr. Fitton.I wasent allowed home straight away as Mr. Rex knows where i live, he was like YOU HAVE NO REASON TO GO HOME! nobody else did either!

Ouer schools disiplin is laughable. I'm not botherd i enjoy a laugh, just snow seems to bring it to light.How sillyyy.

Though i did get told off quite alot today, First Lesson; German Detention for not doing work. Then when we where sent to be looked after by the Music teachers. Agreed this was wrong..but me and ellen Climbed out the Music room window, had a snowball fight. We where going to cross the road and sweet talk the boys sledging into letting us join them, when Mr. Mower walked in.. oops. He did'nt seem to bothered. Lunch was really boring, we pushed in early, then messed about in the snow, then Mrs Ware caught us..oops. I can't throw anyway. i'm a bit pathetic.


Though i do LOVE snow! Its so pretty, though agreed it does get wrecked when people play in it, its nice to look at. I;m not stopping anyone play in it though i do myself. So overall today was unusal but average. I doubt i'll go into school tomorow as i have a german detention and the snow will get progressively worse. I'm sure Mr.Rex can deal with that. Though my parents may force me to go. They have allready scrapped the timetable so. PAH.



Ilyyy snow. I will add pics to this blog soon as im brave to get out there again!