20. 2008 Last Blog

Best Experiences;

Ullswater Meet the coolest people, made some great friends. Strengthened friendships with people i allready knew. Described as arrogant and cocky by our 'leader; and confused my new mates with the fact i wasent hugely popular. and then somebody tried to get off with me..im flatterd but er. no.Walking up and through a freezing waterfall, Team building activities, sitting in the hall as the common room was shit. Dr.Death the mountain satnav designer who sent people over cliffs. Chris the sheep wrestleing leader. Putting a sheep in out boat and taking it to saftey from the side of the lake. Walking round the side of the mountain. JOG AND DIP. running to the lake striping off and throwing ourselves in the freezing lake. Jack screeming. Boot waxing the middlebouroughs. My accent, our dorm. Climbing and the sheep shitsinging on the bus the cold.The walk Matties singing teacher and him accidently buying girls pants. The iunstable dock, juming out of zeus. Crazy woman kikcing alex's bag over. Your old ipod?????

The most amazing flapjack and the bbq sausage sandwich we all wanted. The exbedition with our HUGE back packs and red waterproofs, the insane wind and the orange bubble. Tent building and zayne and jodie's togetherness. Mattie and his five a day.Mint..umm take your friend.s..Then a tearfull goodbye after the most amazing week, Sitting in maccy'ds and getting the child a new ballon SUSO cans on the train..please move your baggage..where?? on the rack..theres no room MOVE THEM no. Go Ahead bars, Hot chocolate??? luminos squash..great dinners waiting for dinner the vneck and coloured pumps Nipple rubbing jokes.The exbedition where we walked for miles in the cold and our cooking our appaling shelter building and 11 people in a tent 'superman the dinosaur' The really heavy bags once again and at the end the minet maid lollies and 39p lemonade.The dares on exbed. Mattie kiss jamie..NO jamie just kiss him..gah allright mattie; NO tounges yer?? WHAT IS THAT IN MY MOUTH WHAT ..my tounge mate.. Megan..jamie you kiss like a jackhammer. Best week, i found alot of belife in myself. Zayne,Jodie,Carl,James,Will(HA),Mattie,Ryan,Megan and of course Jack, Dani, Alex and Jamie. I love you guys.

Turkey Did some totally amazing stuff. Canoed over a forgotten city walked up a river through and up and around stones to the waterfull at the top.Slept under the stars twice. Once ona roof in a gale and then played footie in the village with the local kids.Who to be honest kiked our asses. We spelt in a mill you see, the people cooked us food and then there children sang for us there was one girl who was very clever and cool! sinita i wont forget you. Then the second time we walked up and around to the green lake. It was totally freezing i have never been so cold. i only stood in it, whereas ollie (bit of a holiday romance =S) ran in to the lake in his boxers..cool kid then realised they where white..and see through. JOKES!!! Then we slept on a platform under the stars, i could'nt see the stars as im like..pretty blind so i sat there with my glasses on.The louies lip swelled up huge and he had to go to A&E.The days by the pool pushing everyone in and practicing dives. Absailing onto a beachThe saltyest beach in the world with the fab diving boards.Pushing everyone off the diving boards.. Going scuba diving with my mum seeing an octopus..and being amazed. The breath competitions in the pool..popping up alternativly .. do have gilles or something ??Everyone gettin ear infections from the pool i mean 12 out of 14 chilren. Going to the same beach over and over again because it was so beautiful, swiming and walking up the mountain next to it..and gettin shocks from the messed up electric pylonn at the top. Going on a beautiful boat trip around the sea and coves swiming, diving chilling. Being scared for the children who sat and played nintendo throught the whole holiday. GET A LIFE ITS BEAUTIFUL.Whatching the sun rise on the 8th of the 8th 2008. Thanks for the people who made that those two weeks some of the best so far. ;Ollie Katey Martin louie, just to name the ones my age. Regrets, James im sorry, we should have been more accepting and also i should have not let the others convince you of anything. Fab Holiday,Baz gets a special mention, conmstantly hyper great funny, nicleback obsessed. non stop parter smokes way to much left home at 14. Hated culture. Funny leader BAZ.LIFE IS LIFE this is how you remin me what really i am.

Brighton Shopping, buying a dress for myself finally. The crazy sunglass store the thousands of freebies. leapfrogging the tallest thing ever and having somebody clap. Going in the pier the really long train ride. waggamummas and the best graffiti. The braceletts and the charlie chaplin. Buried hudson and the ball on the beach.Hudson, Dani, Jess, Alex.

FranceA wicked week of sailing, sleeping in a tent and the 20 hours on a bus there and back. Chilling out in the tent while loads of people drank the coke (vodka? no....) Mr day just sitting in our tents and pretending to chill out with us. The bangers we brought and then scott chucking one in the Bedford High tents and shouting muhammed jihad halarious..ment as a joke no racism honest. Then the tent talent shoes. The halarious leaders the long bus drive with jack or james or whatever his name and our deep conversations even though he was a leader. Phil getting less and less fit as the week went on and dom gettin more and more. Mocking the Bedford high girls in there boy rampage with annie. The odd food and the guy who though i was super posh.. All the different boats and bikes and the bitch woman..megan 'dissapearing' Chatting to niamh on the boats. being in a groupe with nobody i liked. At all. Doing the worm the last nights certificatesd and the cream and bunnies game. Ew. Eshan and his jokerness. Windsurfing and cannoeing with alex. Thanks to; Ellen,Dani,Hannah,Alex(curley),Eshan, Nimah,and the boys ..who didnt like me lol. Good times.

CCF The first field weekend, the long night walk the best silence sleeping in the dirt the gross toilet. Camoflage and concielment, impressing Capt.Simpson the speach we had to make at the end. the exitement of crawling around and manouvers. Our tiny bivvy with georgy, looking gross with the besk cam cream. Breakfast and 5000 calories rat packs. Sweetis in all our poclets.Going gliding and flying all on my own, Flying a plane not crashing doind a loop the loop and a corkscrew.The gay uniform and flight listing..

The people With out you this year would not have been so great.

Dani You and i have become great friends this year, Your music taste and fashion sense is great and without you this year would not have been so good.Love you,

Jack Who cares what everyone else says? your a great mate and weve had the best year and a great laugh. Love you.

Katy You are the best i miss you as i dont see you often, you terrorise my mates but your so much fun. Miss you.x

Ellen Me and you are better friends this year i needed someone to shop, bitch and laugh with and i think you filled that whole nicely. Thank god you got rid of Mr.Ear nibble though Love you.

Andy Your halarious and i love your cartoon shoes. oh and you =o]

Hannah where to start????? i dont know. Your fab, yes we argue but your great. Though a little silly ..love you

Ollie i doubt i will ever speak to you again, but thanks for making a great holiday =o]

Katey We had a laugh did we no, thanks for a great holiday and the nights out! turkish vodka and coke? excuse me...?

Middelsbourougherss..Without you lot ullswater would have been shite.It was great and thanks. Mattie for being halarious and a greta mate. Jode for being a total laugh and my only girl. Zayne for bein unbelivable G. Carl..Nipple rubber wextrodinare...tut. James for being a joker and our handstands where wkd. Megan ur not a middlesbourgor but we had a laugh did we not?

This year has been fantastis guys. Thank you.

I think i have gained much self connfidence,

Ive done far better at school

I've found the best group of mates ever

Best year so far? probably.

There is loads left to write. Burt i think that will have to wait to 2009 as i have a party to prepare for!! the girls get here at one pics up soon =o]

19. Merry Christmas

Hope you had a good Christmas if your reading.

My Christmas was really good, on Christmas eve i went snowboarding at Xscape in Milton Keynes. It was great we got taught to slide from side to side facing both ways, which took quite a while. It was great fun, Our instructor was really nice but called everyone honey,darling, or miss. It was really funny. Then we had dinner in Mk in a place called ASK. We all had pasta and it was super spicy.Then we got home, we went o our cousins and exchanged gifts, My grandparents where there along with my cousins grandfather on the other side. He is a very intelligent man, hes a good cook and is well travelled, he lives in Sheffield. We exchanged gifts, and Helen my oldest cousin had got a laptop for her birthday a few days before. I received another set of acrylic paints! i wont be running out now... Though i did get some different colours.



Then on Christmas day i awoke early and then woke my brother as he requested.Our grandparents where sleeping over but we left them in peace and woke our parents. We went downstairs where gifts lay strewn under the tree. I got some really fantastic presents. I received the laptop i am typing on now and...

A scarf

Pen

Highlighter

Cuddly Dinosaur

Notebook

Make up

Mouse

My brother got a Playstation 3 as he wanted one and we needed an new DVD player.He also got an Ipod nano in orange which he had been yearning for for some time.

My grandparents got up and we gave them there present (an electric photo frame) and thanked them for there gifts. Then they drove home and we went to my Nana's and grandads.



Everyone was there which was lovely including my aunts and uncles and my little cousin eve. Also my uncle mehrdads (not spelt right) mother parvenu (not spelt right) where there which was nice. I walked in the room and i was wearing a denim mini skirt, a black strappy top which has a floaty middle with a pretty pattern and then my new black heels. Everyone sort of looked twice. My aunt (Claire) went wow jazz where have the years gone you look Gorgeous..everyone was like..wow you look great, fab..old. Which was a little odd as I'm generally classed as a bit of a minger at school. I think they where just trying to make me feel better!



Then before lunch we exchanged gifts, everyone got loads! Eve was showered in things including a really little guitar which she loved. I received

Topshop voucher

Rimmel Eyeshadow

Tripod

The Scripts new album

Guitar hero world tour

I am soooo lucky, i have been buried in a pile of fantastic gifts. Overall Christmas was lovely, i spent allot of time sorting out this fab machine.Ive got my whole itunes and all my photos on here.



At about 4 o'clock the Iranian president gave a speech in Farsi. There was subtitles so i understood it. It was all about god and life and what happened if the lord came to earth now. He spoke allot about Jesus to (Also a Muslim Prophet).He was speaking about what and who jesus would support if he was on earth today. People who fought for a better world..blahblah and not the bullies of this worl. Countries that bullie others..so year his speach was quite a big dig into america.Anyway.. i dont think he will last much longer.Enough of my talking, gah you know your cultured when you listen to the iranian president over the queen.

Boxing day was spent chilling and playing with our presents.
It was nice. Its New years Eve tomorow, My mate huttys throwing a party and im taking the pictures should be great, but i dont have an outfit yet! i have shopping to do!

Happy New Year

18.End of term

I am surprised at myself. I am not one who has ever understood the term lie-in.

But this week i was at my grandparents all week. After my messiah concert (more on that later) i slept at my house, did my paper round (more on that later also) and went to my grandparents.

I was there from the 18th till the 23rd.

During that time we went to a wildlife place and i am really chuffed with my pictures =o].

But the fact of the matter is i did not see eight o'clock all week.

This is a big achievement for me.

On the last day of term i got to school and then had two assembles which i had to sing in as im in the choir. Then i went into town and did not much.

Then i went to thw hall where we where going to perform handels messiah. We listened to the performances...changed into our smart stuff. i had the same shirt as 7 other people. great. Then we went on stage, it was actually boiling. I could barely hold my folder for people as where crushed in. So i didn't think we did that great cos its hard to sing when you are hot and sweaty..

yum.

i was so tired, i had been singing all weekend with rehearsals for both nine lessons  about 12 hours of pure singing in four days. AHH

Paper round.

I got a letter, there probably making me redundant i am going to bee so skint, all the time. twenty pound a month is not a lot. GAH.

I am surprised at how much school tires me out really.. . Christmas eve tomorrow!

I am not sure if i am getting a surprise or not.

Me; Mum, what are we doing tomorow??

mum; ahh you have to wait and see

Then denial all evening and the odd hint. hmm i will keep you posted.

i havent written for a while and i had so many things to say but im to tired to make this witty or intresting..sorry

Merry Christmas if you celebrate

xx

x

17.wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4wuO45c77c

16.52 things i have done with my life so far

1 Rode an elephant.

2 Painted my nails red.

3 Sang really loudly, knowing that i was the only one who could hear me.

4 Spent 8 hours playing guitar hero, in one day.

5 Lied to make myself appear cooler.

6 Driven a tractor.

7 Slept under the stars twice in one week.

8 Been frustrated at the fact that sleeping under the stars do sent quite have the same effect if you wear glasses.

9 Accidently phoned the police by sitting on a phone, only to realize when they arrived at my home 10 minuets later.

10 Spent a whole day on an essay, and then felt proud.

11 Known someone since i was born.

12 Laughed at a person who ordered a banofee frascato with extra creme and a flake in costa.

13 Watched Britannia high obsessively

14 Sworn at a teacher.

15 Been in detention.

16 Eaten goat, crocodile, springbok, rabbit, pig, cow, sheep, ostrich and veal.

17 Brought an LP with no intention of ever listening to it.

18 Kissed in the rain.

19 Ran the race for life three times.

20 Downloaded a song, for free.

21 Dug my face into a plate of squirty cream in the hope of finding a whistle.

22 Spent two days smelling only squirty cream, even after two showers.

23 Been impressed my a friends ability to write.

24 Formed an opinion of someone simply from their beautiful  hand writing, and been correct.

25 Been surprised at my own ability to deal with life.

26 Been on five holidays in one year.

27 Cheated in an exam.

28 Wished i was male, and expressed that view publicly. 

30 Regretted that wish for 5 years.

31 Ruffled a boys hair.

32 Had lots of private jokes (Bob is a fish, i can't see your expression, Mathew Sonley, Lime you,What did you have for dinner?)

33 Known when people are lying, but not confronted them.

34 Obsessed over a song to the point of its play count on itunes being 146 after a month.

35 Realized that all but two youtubers i have  subscribed to are male.

36 Realized that all the blogs except one are written by guys.

37 Laughed so hard i cried.

38 Been told i look 17.

39 Bought heels that make me 5'12 and worn them.

40 Kissed a girl in a game of dares.

42 Been in a fight.

43  Been told that I'm posh.

44 Been terrified of Doctor Who.

45 Drank a liter of tea.

46 Skipped in a shopping center.

47 Sang karaoke at the age of seven, then been asked for my autograph.

48 Been very happy.

49 Performed Mozart's Requiem.

50 Listened to Mika followed by AC/DC and sung along to both.

51 Flown  a plane.

52 Written the title of a blog with the intention of writing it, and then never done so

Inspired by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcz6Zsm2mUg&NR=1

and i might do a 50 things i have never done..

15.Christmas.

14.Conversion.

Don't you just hate it when sombody tries to convert you to thier religion.

Today i was in town christmas shopping with my mate, and by the huge town christmas tree there was a noticeboard and a m,an bellowing on about jeasus.

Arg, there are few religions that try to convert you so openly, and to be honest it does annoy me. I don't like it whenm people try to change my personal belifes  a certain way.gandhi was quoted saying something similar to this...all religions are different pathways to god.

I supose this reasoning is the religious thing i do kind of agree with.

Because to be honest, i hope there is something after death. But i dont know what , i dont have a faith, and i dont know anything. Niether do you.

Todayyyyy. I wnet on a photography course and it was LAME. last month it was wkd but this week it was a bit shit to be honest. Then i went shoopping with my mate dani (MUCH LOVE) and got christmas presents. Im not gonna say what cos someone i know will read this..maybe.

Just to let you know in about 20 years time, there will be a magazine run buy a partnership called Tredget and Hutchinson. It will be fantastic, you wont be able to put the articles down and the pictures will blow you away.

Just to make you aware.

x

13.Think about it.

I while ago my friend lent me Pink Floyd - Dark side of the moon. I put it on my itunes and ignored it... but today i listened to it for the first time..and a few times over.Im going to admit, i have a new found respect for my parents music taste. Im like, even though alot of its instrumental.

and HELLO TO WOOLCOTT who is my first follower. Thanks, and i love the 2nd track in you blog. 

Have a good week, this weekend i am doing a (projection i think) photography course with my mate dani, so pics up soon... =o]

12.Lunchtime Antics

The two latest lunch times have been very unusal.

Yesterday i was in early lunch as i had A'cappella. A sixth former, one of my mates older brother stood up and says ' can we have some silence please, he has an announcement!' 

then a guy who is well know for going out a few girls and cheating on a few of them and 'apparently' sleeping with a girl my age. He stands on his chair and shouts, no roars is more appropriate 'I LOVE YOU' the other sixth former then says that was for .......(insert girl that dunped guy on chair)........

Ok so he cheats on her then trys to get her back by shoouting I LOVE YOU at her..again not shouting like roaring like the lead singer of Enter Shakari..at her infront of everyone in the luch hall. Thats over a hundred people. IDIOT... and apprently he has to clean tables for a week for causing 'uproar' in the lunch hall..

i was embaressed and it wasent even me.

Also A'capella was rubbish as i was given the really hard bass (low) part, which was like dum dum dum dum dom in like 7 different patterns which are all wierd and confusing. So all the 6th formers like..looked down on me in discust at my unmusical ability. i can sing but i cannot read music or sight read, so im a little...annoying to people who are very intelligent and understand the theory of music ..

And THIS LUNCH TIME.

i didnt have anythign on so i went to luch nd i was sat with two new girls who get alot of attention for all the wrong reasons, and dont allways deserve it..but most of the time. Though they are halarious. I was eating with them and they'd been in trouble for there apperarence earlyer that day.The laughed loudly, and the depity head who was sat eating on a table near us, shouted. SHUT UP. they giggled. GO HOME. then had a go at them about how they should draw attention to themselves. They then where told to go to the head of years office, and where in there for aggggeeessss..

im suprised the deputy head wasent made to clean tables for the rest of the week...

We had this talk today about how....

our skirts are two short

we wear wat to much make up

too much jewlery

and act a bit whoreish all the time.

Oh..k that is a few of us i agree but.....only like four or five and if we where a half and half school (half boys half girls) it would be the same.Exactly.i think theyre genralising a little too much.

As there are 21 girls in my year and 100 boys. What do they expect.

11.Yo.

I AM JASMINE.

i am 14, and today i am HAPPY.

10.Refuse

I refuse to pretend i understand this stupid world, ever again.

9.School+December

TODAY. is two days away from december.

BUT.under a month untill christmas.

Do you celebrate christmas?

I no longer think christmas is an entirely christian thing.Yes, i keep talking about religion but hey! who reads this ...?

As i have mates from all races and religions. most of them do at least something for Christmas...

Its so freaking huge now. Christmas everything. A shop in my town is just called christmas land..

''i bet you thoght this was a music store! .. um no'' Its Lame.

Plus i swear ..well yer shit.

WOOLWORTHS! WHY??

credit crunch..sounds like a breakfast cereal. But hey, should somebody save them?? when i first thoght year save good old woolys. But to be honest its not cheap not expensive its a bit tacky now.. meh im no longer bothered.

The credit crunch has has one benifit for me. There are no longer many properties to cell. so the property section of the newspaper is much smaller. So the paper company now put it inside FOR ME . this cuts at least 30mins off my job.. im well chuffed.

Today when i was doing my paper delivery..the guy who has complained about me every week i have delivered this paper gave me a fiver. After spending 10 mins showing me how to put tht paper through his door. As it is neon impossible. u have to roll it up and stuff it through which it EFFORT. but im not to botherd, A fiver is more than half my wages again. so im chuffed.

Baraka Obama and Martin Luther King Jr. Its fair to say they both know how to deliver a speach. yes?

Though there was a distinct similarity in there speaches and its almost like a link.

The 'I have a dream'  and ' We can@ speaches where both epic. But,

MLK's speach was almost the question and asking of america. come on, try. and then BO's speach is almost like. come, on america, nearly there, we can.

Maybe? I have to write an essay on MJK this week so i might come back and contridict myself.

Terrorism. AGAIN.India this time. And Congo (yes a humanitarian crisis not terrorism)

where's the happyness guys?? c'mon.Why. and it annoys me that i acn't do ANYThING.

I think,I know why muslim terrorists do what they do. Jihad. It says in the Qur'an that if you die in the name of Allah then you go straight to hevan instead of waiting untill judgement day.So corupt leaders in a mosque or religious personell convince them that suicide bombing or doing whatever is in the name of Allah. Or they work it out themselves through revenge or hate,

I might be very wrong but thats my perception.

Now, me.School is really hard i just did this massive long essay on two poets and poems.Which was hard and took forever but hey shit happens.

Biology was embaressing. Gah. Everyone seems to think its rather funny to take the piss this week. Especally about Jack (Hello i know your reading this ) who is a complete horrible smelly discusting indervidual.(spelling apology)

 Im doing the walk in the footsteps of a stranger photography challenge the next to weeks. You email your partener about your self then they take a picture or pictures and try and represent the person your partener is. So Grace B.B if your reading. Hi!

So that is all. If im wrong. Naaive, or stupid. I dont care thats what i belive to be true or think.

Have a nice week.

=o]

8.

Evening

I thought i would write today..because i havent in a while...and today was great.

i have found a love for fat boy slim..even if hes a manic racist.

Ive allways thought that hating someone because they are raceist is as bad as hating somebody because of thier race.

Say i hated a christian beause of what they belived. Then me hating the christian would be because i disagreed with what they belived in. So i would belive in hating christians. Then is it bad for someone to hate me because i hate christians. Surley they are also hating me for my belifes, making them as bad as me...

for the record; thats an example i dont hate christians.

Its really autumy now, it really nice.Though VERY VERY cold.

I have begun to stick all my fave pics to my wall in a kind of...photowall. it looks well cool though i tghink i have done something to my film camrea..eek.

Night.

7.GOSH!

I do belive it is the 10th of the 11th month.

I have had a superb week, thank you.

One spent thier week back in schooling, where one saw ones friends a large amount of time. One how you would say 'thursday raved' this evening with ones friend jack. Also had a rather deep conversation.

Ok i can't be arsed to talk like that anymore. Im singing 5 times a week now and its slowly beginning to take its toll on my voice. ARGH. 9 lessons and carols choir is great! so is choir, thursday raveing and singing lessons.

This weekend i went to my mate katys house and had a complete LAUGH. she lives miles away because she moved away when we we where small i've known her all my life- oh, and i love her to bits.

We shopped and i slept over, was complete jokes. She has FINALLY dumped PMT andy as i like to call him, he was such a moody shit. I did a face pack for the first time lol, i look exactly the same.Im a bit jealos of her to be honest. Shes proper pretty and popular...Meh. life goes on.

I am slowly but surely getting sick to death of school.Lessons and course work to the max at the moment.AHHHH I HAVE dt english art everything,but heyy..

I believe that everything happens for a reason.

People change so that you can learn to let go,

Things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they go right,

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself

And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together

 Marilyn Monroe

I have recently been thinking.My life has been pretty much perfect up to now. Nothing has gone wrong. I am not deprived, i have NOTHING to complain about. I am very lucky. I have never been very ill. I am very rarely ill and when i am its a cold.

What is worrying me is that im going to hit, say 25 and get cancer ,lukimia, tuberkulosis(sorry cant spell), anything.And to be honest im a bit scared,

but hey. Im sure i'll be fine.

6.Haloween Party

Yay!It was a great party! I think i looked halarious i backcombed my hair in to a quiff then backombed the sides. I wore a black shirt a pink/white tutu and bright blue tights a cape and hat. I had a broom..Ellen was first to arrive she was wearing green tights a black skit and top and a red belt, with fishnet gloves.She was ment to be ivy from batman..

Jack came in a batman shirt a cape a mask and a had with ears stiched on..

Alex came in a well cool bat grey shirtythingy and a hat then had lipstick (blood) all over her.

Rob was wearing a white shirt he'd ripped and coloured bits in red.

Andy had a really funnny mask and a cape.

We played the string game and beat dan and his friends and then we played apple bobbing and we all cheated then we messed about had a bit of dinner and went up to the spair room cos mine is a tip. we played truth n dare but to be honest we got bored..so we chatted and tickled ellen...

then people started to go home. Me n my parents where talking to jack and his and he goes to his mum ' grab your coat youve pulled' ive never laughed so much.

 Have a good day.

5.Halloween!

Today is halloween!

But im going to drone on about it.

See, i don't really think we should celebrate it and its just a pagan festival which Americans added trick or treating to and then it became as hyped up as Christmas Easter or bonfire night.

So us brits really don't have any reason to celebrate...but we do. 

Nowerdays we seem to have any excuse to party (im not complaining!!!) but it just seems a bit odd that we celebrate halloween more than we do St.Georges day for instance.

Now now to be completely hypocrytical..I'm having a Halloween party Tomorow and its gonna be FAB.

Its a family thing (eek) but most of my mates are gonna be there so it should be good.

Though dani can't come =( but Jack, Andy, Rob, Alex,  and Ellen are going so it'll e good.

By brothers got friends there as well..

So far costume wise i have a hat cape black shirt tu tu and tights...

Talking to jack hes going to batman...Halloween..???

Andy says hes coming naked painted orange as a pumpkin ('Why, Andy you have a rather small stalk!') but i doubt he will.

And yes my mother has a costume AHHHH.

Today

I went shopping with my mum and got 

2 V-neck jumpers

1 huge knit jumper

1 watch

1 cape

1 hat

But it took forever...we shopped for way to long..most of it was stuff for the party tonight.

Had a bit of a calamity with my glasses. I went to the option because the side wobbled from when i got hit in the face with a ball.

So the option said i would have to have COMPLETELY new glasses because they can't replace the side cos the frames are discontinued. S o i was like =0 because new glasses would be like £200. So then she turns around and says the frame not actually broken we can fix it for free..i breathed the biggest sigh of relife EVER.

Goodnight, Happy Halloween. 

4.Hunger and Poverty

Can be solved! Please Donate and think of all the people you could be helping!

3. 2 Ponderings

 1.    Today i met a little boy, he was wearing normal boyish clothes with a  Halloween witch dress on top. He was very young, and you would think other children his age would  just think he was dressing up or they would just tease him a bit. The children where all like why are you wearing a dress you are a boy....why is he wearing a dress? hes weird.

Whenever i was confronted by a child about this i simply answered 'why not?' Boys can wear dresses if they like.' To which i either got a confused face or 'no they can't'

i would have thought that they wouldn't have cared that much...children aren't very accepting.

ahh..good old society.

2. My second though of today is that we a confronted by all theses statistics...such as you have a 1 in 3 chance of being effected by cancer or 40% chance of blah...

It turns out that 1005 of us are part of a statistic.

So if you think about it,  horrible things don't seem to happen very often to most of us..or do they?

If you have a 30% of getting blah and a 3% chance of dieing when you are blah  and various other statistics surely one of these things are going to happen to you arnt they??

So surely in your life something is going to happen and it must be very unusual for someone to live there life with out one of these things happening to them..

but then again so many of us claim to never have had anything life shattering happen to them.

I am one of these VERY lucky people. 

Today was pretty normal work was OK , it was even colder than yesterday!!

When i got home i realised my phone order had been canceled..i hate carphone warehouse.No that's a lie, I'm just frustrated cos i want my phone.

Apart from that Ive been thinking about how lucky i am.

• I'm alive
• I'm happy
• I have a happy family
• I have the best friends
• I'm not starving, ill or in need of help
• Ive never had a life shattering experience
• Ive never broken a bone
• I have everything i need
• I'm not spoilt or neglected
• I've got all i need to set me up for the life ahead of me.
  

'I've got all i need to set me up for the life ahead of me.' Though at the moment I'm feeling a bit daunted by this.I'm studying for GCSES i want to do well but am i worried i wont and that ill give up on working and studying. I want to get good GCSES so that if i fail at what I'm hoping for i have something to fall back on and i can choose a new career path. I'm also worrying that that might not be that easy.

I really really really want to be a Fashion photographer or a general one, but to get any ware you have to be REALLY good.I don't think I'm quite up for that, though if i don't get any ware I'll keep it as a hobby.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jazztredget_photography/

check it out?

This blog has been quite varied actually!! but very very very long...if you've plowed through it to get this far.

Congrats and thanks for the dedication.

Have a nice day.

2.Dentist!!

Todayyyyy.....

i went to the dentist,although this is the title of my blog today, its not really the best or most exiting thing that happened today.But then again it might swell be because..well nothing much happned. I got up.

did homework..rather frustratingly from my chemistry text book instead of boilogy  as i didnt write the lesson down and it strangly seemed to be relivant.

THEN. i walked to the dentist, it was suprisingly cold.Once again there was nothing wrong ith my teeth so i collected my 'my teeth SHINE' sticker and left.

I walked into town hoping my money had transferred into my bank so i could buy a phone...but it had'nt...bummer.

What a stupid word..Bummer...i never really got why people would say bum or bummer when something bad happened. Seems a bit stupid to me.

Then i went into waterstones and looked through books to spend my book voucher on. I wone the progress prize at my school prize giving.Iwas quite chuffed seeing as i'd never won one before...Though my mate bushbaby thought it was a retard prize (What did you have for dinner? I can't see your expression)

I got two books 'Agatha Rasin and The Faries of Fryam' by M.C.Beaton I've read loads of these now. I think there aimed at middle agen women, but there funny and im past caring. The other 'life of Pi' by Yann Martel A bestseller ..ohhhh. I saw Chris..and said HI. I browsed the shelves .. untill my i got sick of my brothers moaning and went home.

Then..homework homework homework. Then my brothers friend came over...

rank tea..looked at running shoes for with my mum for my mum on the computer .. as i had nothing more intresting to do..Then went online to order my phone..YAY. exitement and read a REALLY funny bulliten from my best mate Jack. it was one of those quiz things..

'Have you ever woke up next to someo​ne and smile​d?​​​

yess.​ ullsw​ater woke up next to jazz and was like wtf?​!​ whats​ she doin here.​ then reali​sed that we were all in the same tent.​ so i was like ohhhh​hhh ok then :) but then i looke​d to the other​ side and my smile​ went away when i saw who was flatt​ening​ me from the other​ side haha'

That actually made me laugh out loud..We where in a huge group tent on an outward boud course in the mountains.There was a girl called megan with pink bits in her hair who was nice but jack was terrified of her.

'What are your plans​ for the next weeke​nd?​​​
ooooo​ohhhh​h photo​ cours​e thing​ with jazz,​ maybe​ town with a few peopl​e,​ home again​ for a bit, then to jasmi​nes for a hallo​ween party​ :P gonna​ be good.​ ooh and then rugby​ again​st rushd​en :)'

Hah he referes to me as Jazz and Jasmine as if im two people so it makes it seem like hes 1. A player 2. Not spending his whole saturday with me.

Im in such a good mood now!! 

i have just aquired a few songs off the new kings of leon album=), and the britannia high soundtrack =S

Ive got a haloween party and photography coruse, town with my mates and High School Musical 3 to look forward too.

Ok im feeling the need to explain myself on the high school musical front. My school did high school musical 1 as its production year. I had a whale of a time with my best mates and first proper boy and i have felt the need to whatch the rest on the films with that set of mates (excluding ex)

Have an amazing evening, day, life, whatever

MemoryKeeper

1.First Blog!

                           Hey,

This is my first go at writing a proper blog...

today

I woke up at 7.00am which to be honest really annoyed me. The clocks have really confused me...i got back from majorca and they are on a different time aswel, so im waking up earrrllllyyy for the holidays.I went to work, which was very uneventful, once again a childrens holiday club can't be the worst job can it?

When i got home, i decided OK time for a new self-portrait so i attempted once again to put liquid eyeliner on my top lid...and once again completely failed.. it seems that everyone either wears it and can do it. or dosent wear it and can do it. If i try i cant make it neat, and even if i do it looks ridiculos.

So i thought screw conventional self portrait, im going to have ago at ghosting.Where you put the shutter speed on loooonnnnggggg and the move about so you seem to be half there and half not.I was quite pleased with the result although i seem to have a stupid look on my face the whole time.

Once i'd had a good go at that, i tryed the thing where u turn the lights off and write your name with a light, while the camrea is on a long  shutter speed. I didnt have a light so i set my ipods backlight timer on constant and tryed to write my name.. but i only managed a J legibly. I could'nt write the whole thing or MemoryKeeper but my handwriting is bad (why that is an excuse for writing in air ..) and the letters ended untop of each other or muddled up together.

Then WOOP dinner..and flickr, msn and myspace. Then a bit of TV..and now i am here writting this in a bit of bordum and suprise that i havent been told to go to bed yet .Also im trying to figure how to link this thing up with picasa and flickr.

Have a nice day, life, afternoon , whatever

MemoryKeeper