29. Tips for Blokes.

30 Tips for blokes

1. Say what you mean not what you think.
2. Actions speak louder than words.
3. Pay on the first date.
4. Buy me something i want not what i need and means something (NO SCARFES)
5. I am not an object, i have a personality just like your mates.
6. Don’t spend your whole time trying to get with me.
7. Some jokes are funny when your my mate but not if your my boyfriend.
8. You make the move; otherwise I’ll be confused and look elsewhere.
9. Don’t talk about yourself and other girls 24/7
10. Make an effort.
11. Compliments;
Not degrading. Out of the blue would be nice. If i look pretty tell me. In real life not just online. Sincere not always cheesy.
12. Ignore friendships with other guys if i fancied them i would be with them.
13. Sometimes i am annoyed, doesn’t make it your fault, doesn’t mean you can fix it. But a hug would be lovely.
14. Stick up for me in front of your mates, don’t join in.
15. Yes, my girl mates are more important.
16. Don’t parade me in front of your friends.
17. You may have won the battle but doesn’t mean you’ve won the war.
18. Try and get along with my mates, if you can’t don’t bitch about them in front of me.
19. Still make an effort when were going out, just because you’ve got me doesn’t mean you can’t lose me.
20. A long walk would be just as romantic as doing something expensive.
21. You must understand me, you must notice when I’m upset, cheerful and pissed off.
22. If I’ve achieved something don’t brush it off congratulate me and make something of it.
23. Organise a date but don’t always tell me what we’re doing, a surprise would be lovely.
24. If I have an interest take an inertest.
25. If I tell you it’s not going well, do something, try to make it better.
26. You’ve got to be my best friend and my boyfriend not one or the other.
27.DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES NIBBLE MY EARS.
28. You do not have to teach me salsa to hold my hand.
29. If you can’t talk to me, or have an intelligent conversation, you not gonna get anywhere.
30. Don’t say your not good with girls because
1. Its not going to help
2. Your like every other guy on the planet.
3.We are people just like you mates
4. Not cute, pathetic.

Co-Written with thorn among roses
Thank you for reading, memorise and good luck.
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